WELCOME TO 2007!
So what do we expect from this year?
as ever here are a few predictions to whet your appetite and annoy your neighbours.
1. The Democrats will make no real difference to the corruption that has taken over the hill.
2. I will buy a dog to replace my beloved old mutt who passed away in December.
3. There will be a lot of hype about Mika and probably a few hits but then he will become a fixture on Celebrity Big Loser.
4. Donald Trump will declare bald to be the new rich and Lindsey Lohan will shave her head.
5. Britney will OD and leave a lasting legacy of superlative tunes and a small oily stain on Paris Hiltons shoes.
6. Wolfmother will conquer the USA
7. There will be a big protest somewhere everyweek about something.
8. Global warming will end and we will all freeze in February.
9. Global Warming will begin again and we will all get heatstroke in summer.
10. Medical investments will prove profitable
11. You will buy shoes
12. A trully crap song will make the No1 slot in the UK on downloads alone. - Crazy frog anyone?
13. Germany will produce a global megastar called Adolf
14. France will not.
15. Shane Warne will become my best mate and run away with my wife in early August.
16. I will finally become famous with my own colum in the News of the World.
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