WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Ah, my dear readers, what mirthful tales I have to tell you today. I need to tell you to be careful. VERY CAREFUL.
Why? Dangerous forces have been released in Manhattan. Think Hiroshima times 19. This is scary stuff and anyone under the age of 40 and / or in possession of testicles should beware. The lunatics have taken over the assylum and if this thing takes off you can be assured that Tin Pan Alley will shortly metamorphose into Chintz Floral Avenue.
The great thing about this tit-bit is that it might even motivate me enough to begin writing the book I always wanted to write - but probably never will - "Things I never thought I would hear as long as I live."
The news is that musical theatre is about to be assualted in ways never before imagined.
Yes indeed that banal, mindless, expensive dross that the passes for entertainment in minds of the over 50'sis under going a change.
A really fundamental change that will alter the way we think about Broadway forever......
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS...?
MENOPAUSE THE MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Jesus what next?
First we had to live through the Vagina Monologues, then we had the revenge of very angry women (aka Hilary Clinton / Maggie Thatcher / Amanda Vanstone et al) and now we have the musical meanderings of a bunch of slightly deranged and angry women on Broadway!
I wonder what the track list on the labium (sic) will be. I guess the artists recruited to sing will have to be "Blood Sweat and Tears" but even though I don't know for cetrtian which genre thes composers will adopt I have a few ideas of what songs they should cover, (add any you can think of yourself) :
HOT FLUSH (Donna Summer)
Spinning Around ( Kylie)
Prepare for the fight (Lovemakers)
I am woman, hear me roar ( Helen Reddy)
Patience (Take That)
Fish Heads - the "its your fucking supper; like it or lump it" remix (Zappa)
And the list goes on .....
Incidentally, do you know why it takes a menopausal woman 10 hours to roast a chicken?
IT JUST FUCKING DOES OKAY!
Keep passing those open windows kids :)
1 comment:
A talking vagina....AAHHHHHHHHhhaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!(funny)
Where do you come up with this stuff? >>The Menopause girls "077" Skullkracker Society started this whole conspiracy, and I do not like it. At least the Cotton Pony is not required, or the Red Dipstick, or the "Ark of Labia Juices"
Rough rider post, mate!
Vote No on referedum #746453-0 (note the mispelling)
Speedcat Hollydale: USA
Post a Comment