It just is cricket

G'day

I know that cricket has nothing to do with music but I have to tell you this one.
I heard it whilst watching the world cup from the West Indies.

A fine Aussie - Kerrie O'Keefe - told this one as Australia were bowling against Sri Lanka

A frog walks into a bank and goes to the counter. He sees from his badge, that the teller is called Paddy Whack.
"G'day, Paddy" he says, "My name is Kermit Jagger and I would like to borrow $30 000".

The teller looks at him in surprise and replies, "Well we would require some collateral for that sir. What do you have?"

The frog then produces a small pink elephant and hands it over the counter.

"I am sorry sir, what is this?" asks Paddy.

"It's a family heirloom", says Kermit "I am sure it will be enough.
Look, why don't you ask your manager he is a friend of mine?" continues the frog.

Off goes Mr Whack to see his manager.

He explains that there is a frog outside who wants to borrow $30 000 and that he is offering a small pink elephant as collateral. Paddy says, " I'm not sure what it is or what to do but he says he is a friend of yours."

The manager looks up and with a stern frown says,
"It's a nick-Nak Paddy Whack, Give the frog a loan. His old man is a rolling Stone!


Thank you and good night.